My Crew

So I've been getting a lot of emails lately from fans asking me who I chill with while I'm here in Tokyo. Well it's very interesting while most of the people who approach me are young beautiful women looking to hang out with a big strong American I haven't really been able to find any male allies, you know like my boys from back home a bunch of rowdy, fool hardy, go getter's who enjoy a drink, a story and maybe the company of a woman from time to time. Japanese males here my age are easily intimidated and don't really approach me, must be hard for them to watch me steal away all their women so I don't really blame them. However, there is a demographic that does respect me... old Japanese men... Now I was always pretty cool with the old I made a bunch of friends in Brooklyn at the palace mostly Nam vets and retired Irish NYPD but we got along fine, but here in Japan yup the old men are fans. I don't know why we can barely communicate, drink is our common language and I suppose they respect the attention I get from young women. Anyway it doesn't bother me much and the old timers always bankroll my idiocy so that's cool. So let me introduce the boys:

From Left to right:

Koji aka Yellvis: a true playboy, loves drinking and talking to women, can sing and play Elvis songs on guitar, also a fan of the "Irish Exit" vanishes from time to time no one is really sure where he goes, or what he is searching for...

Kevin Murphy aka Diesel, aka K-murf, aka Pimp Daddy K, aka The cosmic Kid: His reputation speaks for its self.

Ito-san aka Mad Dog: A habitual gambler it's rumored that Mad Dog spent his dialysis treatment money on a long shot at an OTB. He's had his thumbs broken on two occasions and boasts major surgery on every organ. Half of his stomach has been removed due to cancer, doctors told him he's never drink again and Mad Dog told them...fuck you. Not much of the ladies man but I think he's long past Viagra, his earliest childhood memory is helping his father put on his Samurai armour to fight against the emperor.

Tojo aka Smiles: Not the man you want to meet in a dark ally. Served in WWII at Wake island, was kicked out of the Japanese military for being Too cruel. Since then he turned on the government and operates an independent AM radio station full of conspiracy theories. Served as an advisor at Gitmo under then President George W. Bush. Doesn't drink alcohol, only coffee and tea, he claims he sleeps less than 1hr a day. Enjoys watching ALF.

So ya those are my boys!! We're gonna rule this town!!